Hugga's record for Hugga

Hugga on a rehearsal pre-event at Besant Nagar beach

The very own Hugga, Prashant Kumar of our hostel saras is out to set a record of making biggest shit heap of the world. This will be a record of its own kind as it has not been concieved till date. Though for others it may seem as a publicity stunt but Hugga (the guy and not the shit), is taking it very seriously and claims it to be a kind of movement per se, to recuperate and recreate the image of Hugga ( the shit and not the guy), which has been loathed and despised by the people ever since. He has created a community for the people alike him and calls it "We, the Hugga People". to spread awareness and to bring down the humiliation faced by a number of Hugga people.

AC is very happy from this movement and is fully supporting Hugga by all means possible and is currently one of those "Hugga people". In an interview given to us, he said empathetically, "the world has never thought about us, and we are always left to face humiliation. If you sneeze, you can get away by saying, Excuse me, when you cough, again you can say "I am sorry". But what if you fart, you cannot say anything and you are just scorned by the people, outcaste as a matter of ridicule. Such is the level of negligence," and burst out emotionally in fart and tears and fart again. Post this he rushed to the bog to write up slogans and poems for the movement.

Hugga (the guy and not the shit, and I am sick of writing this again and again, this is the last time) recently called upon a press conference to give more insight to the common people about his movement. He was very delighted by all this, when he started talking, he decided to add extra pseud by adding accent to his already accent full voice which perplexed the reportes as no one could figure out what had been said. Seeing all this Hugga got a bit disappointed but gained his composure soon and remarked in a poised manner, "enough said, I will let my ASS do all the talking now" and put his bums on the mike, showing that it is the actions and not the words which matter most.

This record has also created problems for the Record committee as they are struggling for the standards to compare this shit heap. They have finally decided to benchmark Hugga's Hugga against the biggest shitpile found evr since. It is kept at the Natural history and Science Museum, London in its frozen state. It is a 5.5 feet tall conical shape pile with base diameters of 10 feet. Some believes that it had come from Mammoths while other believes it to be a Dinosaurus dung cone (cake).

Though there are lots of glitches in the way of this record but despite of all this Saras Junta is highly optimistic and is wishing all the best to Hugga. They have decided to invite Saras veteran cheer leader, Cheer-mundi, to cheer him up at the event. Though Chiru is busy with his new company (www.RelocateEasily.com) nowadays but he readily accepted the offer and said, "Obba I will come anytime for Saras". When we were about to tell him the venue for the event, he stopped us in the middle and quipped with a smirk, "you dont need to tell me the venue, I will relocate it easily".

How ST got kissed got wild and got a life

Yes it happened. St got his first kiss, he claims that everything was perfect apart from the kiss. He was high for the first time in his life, it was his birthday and hostel nite together and he was extremely happy. He was suggesting friendly gesture to everyone around, hugging them, telling good things about them and a lot more. Unfortunately he was spotted by Predator Puchu and what followed afterwards was a horrible experience repeated thrice on St’s lips. Its so tacky that one wouldn’t like to talk about it, but everyone would love to gossip about it.

Puchu was extremely delighted after the moment whereas ST pretended to be indifferent saying “ I got my first kiss when I just turned 22, atleast the timing was perfect who cares from whom does it come from” showing his positive attitude.

This has reduced STs ranking in “Want to Sleep With You” rated by an enormous population sample of women from 1.8e20 to 3.7e35. Even after this ST remains casual and pretends as if nothing has happened, though we know that he has been brushing and bleaching his lips every now and then from that event. AC was highly disappointed after this moment and so were a lot of people.

Post this event, Puchu’s and St’s confrontations leaves St wondering with awkwardness whereas Puchu wondering with anticipation of “when is he going to drink again”.

Of late the rumors have started embarrassing St and he is planning to file a case of sexual harassment against those who are spreading the grapevine. He has been looking for a committee for this purpose but has come across only one community which specializes in this field, they are known as “Women Bureau for Rights amendment” abbreviated as "Women BRA". He is trying hard to convince them for considering him as woman and help him gain his prestige again. His efforts can be seen by everyone for this as he is always posing outside their office flashing his tits portraying his(or her) feminism, so that he can also be counted as woman, but inadvertently his boobs have given a great deal of complex to all the ladies, embarrassing them for which the ladies are trying hard now to contact cosmetic surgeons all over and completely forgetting St’s matter. This has made institute administration extremely happy as they will finally see some good big implanted things around. “This is the next best thing in the cultural diversity of IIT Madras after MA, now we will have more non males looking less non males”, said one of the arbit guy from the administration block. The administration have decided to go a step forward and honor St for his contributions by awarding him “Insti Boobs” award on the line of “Insti Blues”, on Institute day.