How ST got kissed got wild and got a life

Yes it happened. St got his first kiss, he claims that everything was perfect apart from the kiss. He was high for the first time in his life, it was his birthday and hostel nite together and he was extremely happy. He was suggesting friendly gesture to everyone around, hugging them, telling good things about them and a lot more. Unfortunately he was spotted by Predator Puchu and what followed afterwards was a horrible experience repeated thrice on St’s lips. Its so tacky that one wouldn’t like to talk about it, but everyone would love to gossip about it.

Puchu was extremely delighted after the moment whereas ST pretended to be indifferent saying “ I got my first kiss when I just turned 22, atleast the timing was perfect who cares from whom does it come from” showing his positive attitude.

This has reduced STs ranking in “Want to Sleep With You” rated by an enormous population sample of women from 1.8e20 to 3.7e35. Even after this ST remains casual and pretends as if nothing has happened, though we know that he has been brushing and bleaching his lips every now and then from that event. AC was highly disappointed after this moment and so were a lot of people.

Post this event, Puchu’s and St’s confrontations leaves St wondering with awkwardness whereas Puchu wondering with anticipation of “when is he going to drink again”.

Of late the rumors have started embarrassing St and he is planning to file a case of sexual harassment against those who are spreading the grapevine. He has been looking for a committee for this purpose but has come across only one community which specializes in this field, they are known as “Women Bureau for Rights amendment” abbreviated as "Women BRA". He is trying hard to convince them for considering him as woman and help him gain his prestige again. His efforts can be seen by everyone for this as he is always posing outside their office flashing his tits portraying his(or her) feminism, so that he can also be counted as woman, but inadvertently his boobs have given a great deal of complex to all the ladies, embarrassing them for which the ladies are trying hard now to contact cosmetic surgeons all over and completely forgetting St’s matter. This has made institute administration extremely happy as they will finally see some good big implanted things around. “This is the next best thing in the cultural diversity of IIT Madras after MA, now we will have more non males looking less non males”, said one of the arbit guy from the administration block. The administration have decided to go a step forward and honor St for his contributions by awarding him “Insti Boobs” award on the line of “Insti Blues”, on Institute day.